Nov 9- Today is what you would call a total dipshit experience. My trusty sidekick, EM30 gave up on me few days ago, so i sent the gizmo for a repair like all righteous people do. Of course my SIM and memory card is kept for "safekeeping".
I went to the store few hours ago to claim back my once elegant sidekick, now all busted up with Bluetooth connection feels so far away and muffled speakers. As long as i could call and receive calls, i conditioned myself with that thought. So here i was back home, EM30 looks fine but there was just something missing in it's arsenal, where the fuck is the micro sd?!
I rummaged through my wallet looking for that bitch but it's not there, so where...wait a minute, i must have left it at the store, how responsible i would say. The best part of this situation is that i managed to slip in my SIM before even more chaos, and even better was the fact i kept both in a mini-bible thingy, and this is why i question your existence you bearded dude, looking at all women changing clothes from above.
I guess it's back to the store, looking like a worthless ass clown who can't keep his things right, or was it the fact that i got summoned from the men in blue before i went for my EM30?
Again i would state, enjoy your sinless porn and your wine beard dude from above.
Your a dickhead...not referring you who's reading this...it's me who's the dickhead.
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I got rid of that horrible gut feeling all right.
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Nov 4- What a day it has been. Returned to Puchong after a while now, and immediately i got this side-job plan. The plan is to work as a mascot, not just any mascot but a Power Ranger! w00t!(the nerdiness starts to creep in that time). I grew up as kid adoring Ultraman, and got hooked on Mighty Morphin Power Rangers after that, and to me that was the time Power Rangers was the shit. Yes i'm kinda old now to drool over Power Rangers, but i got the feeling of self-enlightenment...yeah you read it right enlightenment in living one of my childhood dreams.
So i got the call today for a meet-up, just to see whether i'd be fit to wear the suit, there are six of them and one of the suits or should i say the character is a FEMALE. By the way this is the RPM version, so a had a bad feeling i might get the yellow suit because i had called in a little late. Like which chick is gonna get all sweaty and shit in a suit? Granted you have the slutty ones, but it's not like some girl would jump at the chance.
I met up with guy in charge, don't wanna reveal out his real identity in the sense he might be reading this(chuckles)... and sure enough the words that came out from his mouth were:
"I've got some bad news for you, all the MALE Rangers are filled, the YELLOW Ranger is all yours if you want it." Actually those were not the exact words, but that's what he meant by.
The reaction from my face was of a normal-blush, but in my mind i was going ballistic. Did you know the Yellow Ranger wears a miniskirt to protect the cameltoe? Well now you do.
There's hope still, if someone pulls out at the last minute, i would be the first choice to replace any of the MALE Rangers. It's not that i'm desperate for it, just thought it'll be cool to be a Power Ranger for two months, and just the perversive idea of cuddling up with chicks in the name of taking pictures. That would be awesome, if there are female fans of Power Rangers, otherwise i might come off being a Pedobear in disguise.
So i got the call today for a meet-up, just to see whether i'd be fit to wear the suit, there are six of them and one of the suits or should i say the character is a FEMALE. By the way this is the RPM version, so a had a bad feeling i might get the yellow suit because i had called in a little late. Like which chick is gonna get all sweaty and shit in a suit? Granted you have the slutty ones, but it's not like some girl would jump at the chance.
I met up with guy in charge, don't wanna reveal out his real identity in the sense he might be reading this(chuckles)... and sure enough the words that came out from his mouth were:
"I've got some bad news for you, all the MALE Rangers are filled, the YELLOW Ranger is all yours if you want it." Actually those were not the exact words, but that's what he meant by.
The reaction from my face was of a normal-blush, but in my mind i was going ballistic. Did you know the Yellow Ranger wears a miniskirt to protect the cameltoe? Well now you do.
There's hope still, if someone pulls out at the last minute, i would be the first choice to replace any of the MALE Rangers. It's not that i'm desperate for it, just thought it'll be cool to be a Power Ranger for two months, and just the perversive idea of cuddling up with chicks in the name of taking pictures. That would be awesome, if there are female fans of Power Rangers, otherwise i might come off being a Pedobear in disguise.
I think I like you too...
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Nov 3- Possibly the greatest music video unearthed... and you gotta love the guitar solo.
Let's scream til' our balls fall off.
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Oct 31- It's Halloween! Pedophiles rejoice...just kidding. There's nothing special about Halloween in Malaysia normally, i mean you do have the parties and stuff... and more the chances to get laid with Booberella, but none exciting.
"He's got a heart as big as my boobs!"
My way to honour this day is by watching movies....like duh everyone watches spooky stuff on this day,but damn it there's barely any good stuff out these days. Never has a horror film managed to creep the living daylights out of anyone, when the plot is awful and reckless violence is the middle name. This is about the current generation of films i'm talking about, just to clarify.
Hollywood horror has lost it's touch a lot, but there's still some hope in certain films. I don't know if Lynchian films count as horror, it is more of an artistic style of film making but to me it's downright brilliant.
Rob Zombie we know started as a musician and turned to directing sometime back, although his current offerings are remakes and such, you gotta hand it to him on his debut.
"House Of 1000 Corpses"...watched it a few days back and it was decent. This movie does feels like a rip-off of TCM, and yeah the plot seems cliche'd, but it's the style of Zombie that i'm impressed about.
The imagery in this film is excellent, and the characters are memorable. I enjoyed watching Captain Spaulding, man is he hilarious or what? You should watch it first before replying to the question...
I should state though that not everyone would enjoy this film, why do i like it is because of the characters, the baddies here because you wouldn't want to root for the tormented ones... they're better off dead with their lame acting. And why am i elaborating way too much about "House"?
If your looking for a laugh and a fan of Zombie i suggest you watch it...and is above it's class in a B-horror film. Now this post feels like a review...i should watch it with the fan-boyism....and finally Happy Halloween to the souls that are reading this.
U-Turn!
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Oct 22- Just days after Mr.Rooney admitted that he would not sign a new contract extension with United... i saw this.
This is the picture that would bring a sigh of relief to some, but hell no for me. To those that are not in the knowing of things, it has been a rollercoaster of a saga, in which rumours were flying about even the kay-pohs would have been proud of.
I seriously had given up hope on Roo to stay at United, i ain't going to lie. Plus the manner of which he stated the ambitions of the club in the future had clearly enraged many faithful Reds, including yours truly. He's a quality player, make no doubt about that, but i guess he should have kept his opinions to himself.
To end my ramblings, Wayne has made the decision to stay, but it will take a tremendous effort to once again win the hearts of the United fans. Not even a 50-goal season would cut it.
Japanese Metalhead
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Oct 17- Watched the first episode of Iron Man in anime, and it isn't THAT bad. I am not a fan of American superheroes plying their trade in Japan, but i'll give this one a pass.
Review : Endhiran
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Oct 4- Before i begin my review on Endhiran, let me first state the never ending progress or what in my view as the rape of Puchong. The last time i came back here was about four months ago, and to be honest it looks like it's overpopulated. Everything feels rushed, not as it used to be many years ago.
Back to the main issue, went to watch it at State Cineplex PJ on Saturday, was friggin difficult to get them on the first day, and to get them while i'm still at Chuping is ridiculous really.
Endhiran is Tamil cinema's first attempt in the genre of science fiction, if not Indian cinema. When in the subject of science fiction, my personal expectation is there has to be depth in plot. Endhiran has failed in that aspect, again let me state clearly it's my PERSONAL view. The plot is one of the most clichéd ones, of what happens if advancements in technology is misused. I am not claiming it's a bad film, just thought that since it's Shankar's dream project, one would expect a killer story rather than the usual elements in his films(elaborate scenes and sets in songs and many more stuff we already knew about.)
The reason i am stating Endhiran is not a bad film is because of two reasons only. The first reason is the musical masterstroke of A.R Rahman. I actually expected more from the songs, but the background score was one of the best I've heard in any films...especially at the final few scenes. It was eargasm.
Reason number two is quite obvious, it's the evergreen performance from the only Superstar Rajinikanth. He is the Superstar for a reason, and he showed sensational acting prowess in Endhiran.There's been rumours of SRK and Kamal Haasan to play the lead role, but if any of those two did they would fail in comparison to Rajini's version.
I just can't believe after all these years of success in his films, he still has that fire raging in his belly. Right from the start until the end, he captivates and commands the entire film, upstaging everyone, including Aishwarya Rai who in my view was like a peacock who fluttered a little. He was Vassegaran the professor, the creator of Chitti the android, also played by Rajini. Every character has it's own persona, and the one which stunned me was the Chitti 2.0 (chuckles). The 2.0 is the more evolved, actually it's just configured a little from that one guy, oh yeah, he was the villain. He was soon forgotten just because Chitti 2.0 IS the villain. And it's not exaggeration when i say that Chitti is one of the best villain characters in Tamil cinema,such was the excellence in the performance.
In conclusion, this film should have been named Rajinikanth, because that's what it should be called from a unforgettable performance. Set aside the elaborate scenes, CGI, your fickle comparisons with Hollywood films and the foxy Aishwarya because this is The Rajini Show.
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