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Cheers to the legendary Clint Eastwood on his 80th birthday today... wish i had a granddad like you...



I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk? 

Looking into the crystal ball...

Well, the Barclays Premier League for the season 2009/2010 is over for some time now. This is the time where weekends get dull by the minute, and every second feels like a nightmare. Luckily this is 2010, the year of the 19th edition of the FIFA World Cup (whoohoo!) where the idiot box and gallons of coffee being your true companion.

I still remember my first memory of the World Cup, it was France 98 in which David Beckham curled in a stunning free kick past the Colombian keeper Mondragon at Stade Felix Bollaert. But the one memory that still etched in my head was the wonder goal from Michael Owen. It was the round of sixteen, against the Argies where he ran riot of the defense and smashed in a shot that was simply sensational. He was 18 at that time....18!!




This time, it is surely going to be exciting, not like 2006 which was a little negative in my view. There's plenty of favourites, and Group G is the one everyone is looking forward to. Africa's hope of winning the tournament for the first time lies in the Ivory Coast,going up against the flair of Portugal.the defensive style of Brazil (Brazil being defensive? They have more defensive midfielders than attacking ones)and the nuke kings of North Korea would make it an interesting affair. What the future holds for them is anyone's guess...

Nike has given that thought into the next level in their new 3 minute short film, Write The Future. Directed by Alejandro González Iñárritu, it is the best thing you'll see for the whole day... and the cameos from Kobe Bryant, Roger Federer and THE Homer Simpson (Ronal...D'OH!!) is just awesome.

Exorcism... again?

As much as i don't like it, i have to admit to the fact that The Exorcist has always been THE movie which set a benchmark on horror, and it stills holds on to the crown of being the best movie about demonic spirits and everything exorcism. Many films were made after it revolving on the similar subject, but failed miserably,(cough) Emily Rose (cough).

But a new challenger has emerged in an attempt to snatch the elusive title away from the pea-soup vomiting (the brand was Andersen's by the way) and spiderwalking Regan, and it's promising by the looks of it. "The Last Exorcism", backed by Eli Roth and Strike Entertainment gives the hope that this will knock you out of your feet. Need proof, check out the poster of it.



If that isn't sinister, i don't know what is. But the funny thing, it was titled "Cotton" at first, and makes you wonder where did that Looney Toon idea came from. Anyway i'm rubbing my hands in anticipation for this, and to calm things down i'll watch the trailer over and over, and over.


Things you do with your willy

This is by far the most weirdest thing I've seen all day, and now it's stuck in my head...





General Larry Platt, take note.

Revenge never tasted this good...

Here i was scavenging through the World Wide Web, and what i discovered made me going "Damn, i am getting old". In the days of sibling rivalry that i went through, the best move i could pull was the pushing and shoving thing and that was old skool for sure compared to this dude, who took a step further and posted his sister's Hook Up List on Facebook. The reason being that she ratted him out, telling their parents that lil' brother had stashed a 12-pack in his room. Guess she underestimated her puny brother cause this dude went where no sibling can go and gave the final blow. Surely there's no comeback from this.




This is ice cold. What made it more devastating are the comments.... 





































Looking at the Hook Up List, i can tell that she's really young, judging by the crummy writing and the    Barbie-esque drawings at the side. What's more scary is how old is the brother anyway? 
12-pack? Dude's banging it big time... 
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