Cabin Fever

Dec 28- Christmas has left now for three days, and quite frankly i didn't enjoyed the whole experience. The whole concept of celebration or festivities is to drain out as much money possible from consumers such as me and you reading this. By the way this is my "humble" opinion.
I went to Vargaa's place to discuss some matters yesterday, Rahim being a help taking me there. The matters were to create a blog, but still it's in the development stages, so nothing official.
The others came over as well, and suddenly it felt like a mini party. Ishak came too, and still looked the same since the last time we met, while most of us have jelly belly's currently.
If i haven't made it clearer yet, i need a decent job in Puchong. The days at Chuping is still haunting me, and to make matters worse, i would be back there again these coming weeks...THE HORROR!

Dec 20- What a time i had last night. Me and my pal Syakir, who last time we met was like two years ago, decided to rejoin again by going to Comic Fiesta, which was at the Manhattan Ballroom, Berjaya Times Square Hotel. New venue this year, and i should add in all my years lepaking at the streets of Pudu and Bukit Bintang, never did i went there until yesterday.
I reached there at about 11 am, afraid that i could miss out on the tickets. It didn't become a problem as i got the tickets easily. I could have went in first while waiting for Syakir, but that's not nice. I decided then to wait at the outside, because my allergies against dust was still in my system. Allergy became fever, fever became flu, and flu became tough phlegm that stays in my lungs until today.
Waiting was the order of the day, since Syakir had a little problem in arriving. In the three hours i spent for it, i became the "victim" once again in the form of an Indian dude asking for bus and ticket fares to go home. The last time this happened was last year, at the Hang Tuah LRT station. This guy showed up in front of me, wearing factory clothing and asked for RM3 to get back home. I gave in to his request due to the fact he looked like he was in serious shit. Indian dude no 2 on the other hand wore the Langkawi pasar malam shirt and shorts, squinty eyed and holding a handkerchief. His reason that he was sick and he too had no money to go home. I became RM4 poorer yesterday. If this is a scam, i'm not so sure, it could be because Hang Tuah LRT and Times Square is not far away.
Syakir arrived at about 3pm, and the two of were in Level 14 right away. Something about the 14th floor is spooky *cough*Alviss Kong*cough*, but silly jokes aside, Comic Fiesta was a decent affair, most of the cosplayers were great, but i was disappointed that not even one of them had to do anything with Gundam, maybe next year.
Later on,me and Syakir getting a little weak after all that walking and not even a moment for a break, Tron Legacy was up at 6.40pm...it better be at that time or else we would have to pay even more for it. To put it up briefly after watching it, it is a 2 hour Daft Punk music video. Sam Flynn can show off his lightcycle skills all he want, but DP just nailed it with the score. I just can't help it, i love them French robots and thats why i watched TL in the first place.
Finally, we rushed like pre-schoolers to the monorail because it was late and if we're not at KL Sentral before 10, we would have to sleep at the new fountain in Little India. Fortunately time was on our side a little and we managed to get back home. I'll be waiting for Comic Fiesta 2011, with a little hope i would get back my RM4 or else i'll chop his balls off...like a boss.

Dec 14- The "training centre" was beaten fairly,due to the fact Shrek blasted his penalty wide, which is not a penalty after all. Three Lung Park shows yet again that he is a big game player, and probably taking some cues from Chicharito to head in an awkward stance...and Mad City is having a big pain in the ass in the form of a midget who once graced Old Trafford...so much for your Welcome To Manchester banner you assholes.

Dec 1- I'm frustrated that i can't watch Black Swan over here while the folks at the United States of America are out of superlatives for it. Looks like Mr.Aronofsky has done it again, and what would i give just to watch it now. As usual, X'mas looks bleak...the same as last year. Quite frankly i don't give a shit about it, just hoping that i could get me some model kits for cheap.

Nov 27- At first thought, it seemed that i couldn't build it at this moment of time, but somehow i found a way to do so. It's complete, but not as the standard of seasoned builders. But hey, baby steps.

This was on Wednesday, looked like someone opened up the windows, sorry for that bad joke.

The waist portion. The toughest part to assemble,  and the legs were difficult.

Joined the two parts together...

The GN Beam Rifle. The look is cheap, thanks to the decals again. That's what you get for knockoff's pal.

Add the GN Launcher, which is in monster size and your done!

\Another proof that the GN Launcher is quite cumbersome, it's a little hard to make the guy stand properly at times.

What more can i say, it's HUGE.

Some shots at the back.

Nov 23- It's finally delivered, my online purchase of this knockoff Gundam. I'm not promoting imitation products here, it's my first HG kit so i thought it would be safer bet if i get this rather to flow waterworks in case i ruin a
Bandai version.This particular kit is from the Mobile Suit 00 Season 1, which i am currently watching it back with more interest. Throne Eins is the lead mobile suit of Team Trinity, and what made me to get this fella is the colour scheme of Eins. It's cool la. I bought it from a seller in Ipoh, through Malaysia's favourite network Lowyat.NET .

Nov 22- Here's the thing. I'm one of the biggest fans of Kanye, and i can proudly claim to be one of his earliest. I still remember the time when i bought The College Dropout with my schoolmate Megat, it was at the old CD-Rama at IOI Mall six years ago. It was the only album i listened to all year and gave me a relief with the pressure of PMR. Ok, PMR ain't that much of a deal but College Dropout kind of prepared me to cope the stress. I still have it with me, cover busted a bit but it still works. Late Registration and Graduation are also in my collection, both of them didn't gave that much relativity towards myself but it was good. 808's& Heartbreak was the one that gave comfort as how Dropout did, at the time depression was my middle name, and every track on 808 was like an anti-depressant pill. It's one of my favourite albums of all time.
But, things took off in a different way now, as i'm devastated on the fact Kanye is now one of the puppets of the system, like Jay-Z, another artiste i look up to but i despise him now. Kanye is one the best artistes out there,and for Kanye to be at their side is disappointing. If you're reading this and you don't have a clue on what i'm rambling about, contact me personally and i'll let you know exactly what it is.
I didn't care much about Kanye until now, his fifth studio album just rolled out. My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy is the title, not the once said "Good Ass Job". I actually didn't want to pay attention to Kanye this time, but seeing how good the reviews on Twisted Fantasy i thought i should give this a go, since i've heard everything from Yeezy then why not this one?
It was terrific, in my book he outclassed himself really. What he does on every album is bringing new sounds and fresh ideas, he's not your typical rapper, those of you who enjoy his music would know this for a fact. We've been treated to free downloads from certain tracks in Fantasy, and you've listened to some in the background of "Runaway", Kanye's musical film or whatever you would want to call it. Even all that, you would still buy this album, as the sounds here have a different impact. I had eargasms listening to All Of The Lights, and to know the great Sir Elton John played a part in the track is mind blowing. Music aside, you have to pay attention to the lyrics, as you might understand on what i was mentioning earlier about Kanye's allegiance. He knows what he's doing, but i guess it's too late now. If you have few minutes to spare watch the videos below, it might seem he's talking nonsense but he's not. There's some regret on certain issues but if you pay attention to the last moments in the second video, he clearly has quite of an issue. I respect you Kanye, but i hope you do get rid of the shit that lingers with you.

Nov 16- The stories i read in the papers these days just sickens me. No it isn't the usual rape,killings,terrorists shit again. What is unacceptable is the local council's inhumane act of gunning down pets like trigger happy rednecks. What is seriously wrong with you assholes? In which way do you think it's helping? I can't imagine my dogs getting gunned down even if they're in my compound. Few months back when i was at my family's place, these bastards tried to climb over our fence and tried to grab our dog. Like what is your butthurt if a dog just sleeps at someone's home? First of all you're trespassing and you don't have the authority to do that. Luckily, they went off as soon as i came out to the front.
The emotions of human beings are being drowned every second in our lives. Some of us don't even realize that we're becoming slaves to the system. When someone tries to clear your brain out, you robots don't accept, rather you'll be mesmerizing on the latest cell phone, the 3-D'est of all 3DTV's and what Lady Gaga's going to do next. You reading this might think that i'm going off my topic, but i'm not, we have become so obsessed over unnecessary bullshit that it desensitizes our emotions. Emotions desensitized = complete ignorance over anything other than you.
So what happens if your emotions are lacking in you? You become less human, you wouldn't care less about the plight of others, you will only concern if it involves you. When i wrote about the usual rape, killings and terrorists as becoming usual, it just shows how is the news filling your head with pathetic propaganda. So what if some dogs are put down? Even us humans are facing the same fate you might think. Humans in my point of view are the MOST dangerous species this world has ever witnessed. We take pleasure in the suffering of others, especially animals. So for me you useless bastards can rot for all i care, what's the use if your living and innocent animals are tortured for your fun and games?

Nov 10- The calamity of a story ended today... i finally have my Micro SD back. That Malay chick could be thinking that i'm trying to hit on her, cause i never had any other contact with the personnel from the store except her. I send EM30 to her, went back again to claim it from her, and made it look like i'd purposely left my Micro SD, but sincerely that was not my idea. I was just losing it yesterday, everything i had experienced seemed like a disaster.
I consoled myself by watching "The Short Films Of David Lynch", trying to let the issue cool down a little and it worked,this guy just has the ultra-cool vibe in him. He's on his 60's but i bet he could still get laid by women, the way he narrates each aspect in the stories were captivating. I didn't finished watching it yet, maybe sometime later, and i'm still buzzing about "The Alphabet".That's a nightmare no child would want to experience.
What was interesting today was the amount of Lancer's i saw, it seems them Lancer owners are going on a revolt, cause today's the launch of Inspira, Lancer's Malaysian sibling. But really, i would had the butthurt too, because there will be a clown who's gonna prick out the Proton emblem and stick a Mitsubishi on his/her's Inspira. Now that's just wrong, the concept of Inspira is wrong to begin with, and i don't want to go on about it.

Nov 9- Today is what you would call a total dipshit experience. My trusty sidekick, EM30 gave up on me few days ago, so i sent the gizmo for a repair like all righteous people do. Of course my SIM and memory card is kept for "safekeeping".
I went to the store few hours ago to claim back my once elegant sidekick, now all busted up with Bluetooth connection feels so far away and muffled speakers. As long as i could call and receive calls, i conditioned myself with that thought. So here i was back home, EM30 looks fine but there was just something missing in it's arsenal, where the fuck is the micro sd?!
I rummaged through my wallet looking for that bitch but it's not there, so where...wait a minute, i must have left it at the store, how responsible i would say. The best part of this situation is that i managed to slip in my SIM before even more chaos, and even better was the fact i kept both in a mini-bible thingy, and this is why i question your existence you bearded dude, looking at all women changing clothes from above.
I guess it's back to the store, looking like a worthless ass clown who can't keep his things right, or was it the fact that i got summoned from the men in blue before i went for my EM30?
Again i would state, enjoy your sinless porn and your wine beard dude from above.

Nov 4- What a day it has been. Returned to Puchong after a while now, and immediately i got this side-job plan. The plan is to work as a mascot, not just any mascot but a Power Ranger! w00t!(the nerdiness starts to creep in that time). I grew up as kid adoring Ultraman, and got hooked on Mighty Morphin Power Rangers after that, and to me that was the time Power Rangers was the shit. Yes i'm kinda old now to drool over Power Rangers, but i got the feeling of self-enlightenment...yeah you read it right enlightenment in living one of my childhood dreams.
So i got the call today for a meet-up, just to see whether i'd be fit to wear the suit, there are six of them and one of the suits or should i say the character is a FEMALE. By the way this is the RPM version, so a had a bad feeling i might get the yellow suit because i had called in a little late. Like which chick is gonna get all sweaty and shit in a suit? Granted you have the slutty ones, but it's not like some girl would jump at the chance.
I met up with guy in charge, don't wanna reveal out his real identity in the sense he might be reading this(chuckles)... and sure enough the words that came out from his mouth were:
"I've got some bad news for you, all the MALE Rangers are filled, the YELLOW Ranger is all yours if you want it." Actually those were not the exact words, but that's what he meant by.
The reaction from my face was of a normal-blush, but in my mind i was going ballistic. Did you know the Yellow Ranger wears a miniskirt to protect the cameltoe? Well now you do.
There's hope still, if someone pulls out at the last minute, i would be the first choice to replace any of the MALE Rangers. It's not that i'm desperate for it, just thought it'll be cool to be a Power Ranger for two months, and just the perversive idea of cuddling up with chicks in the name of taking pictures. That would be awesome, if there are female fans of Power Rangers, otherwise i might come off being a Pedobear in disguise.

Nov 3- Possibly the greatest music video unearthed... and you gotta love the guitar solo.

Oct 31- It's Halloween! Pedophiles rejoice...just kidding. There's nothing special about Halloween in Malaysia normally, i mean you do have the parties and stuff... and more the chances to get laid with Booberella, but none exciting.

Oct 22- Just days after Mr.Rooney admitted that he would  not sign a new contract extension with United... i saw this.

Oct 17- Watched the first episode of Iron Man in anime, and it isn't THAT bad. I am not a fan of American superheroes plying their trade in Japan, but i'll give this one a pass.

Oct 4- Before i begin my review on Endhiran, let me first state the never ending progress or what in my view as the rape of Puchong. The last time i came back here was about four months ago, and to be honest it looks like it's overpopulated. Everything feels rushed, not as it used to be many years ago.
Back to the main issue, went to watch it at State Cineplex PJ on Saturday, was friggin difficult to get them on the first day, and to get them while i'm still at Chuping is ridiculous really.
Endhiran is Tamil cinema's first attempt in the genre of science fiction, if not Indian cinema. When in the subject of science fiction, my personal expectation is there has to be depth in plot. Endhiran has failed in that aspect, again let me state clearly it's my PERSONAL view. The plot is one of the most clichéd ones, of what happens if advancements in technology is misused. I am not claiming it's a bad film, just thought that since it's Shankar's dream project, one would expect a killer story rather than the usual elements in his films(elaborate scenes and sets in songs and many more stuff we already knew about.)
The reason i am stating Endhiran is not a bad film is because of two reasons only. The first reason is the musical masterstroke of A.R Rahman. I actually expected more from the songs, but the background score was one of the best I've heard in any films...especially at the final few scenes. It was eargasm.
Reason number two is quite obvious, it's the evergreen performance from the only Superstar Rajinikanth. He is the Superstar for a reason, and he showed sensational acting prowess in Endhiran.There's been rumours of SRK and Kamal Haasan to play the lead role, but if any of those two did they would fail in comparison  to Rajini's version.
I just can't believe after all these years of success in his films, he still has that fire raging in his belly. Right from the start until the end, he captivates and commands the entire film, upstaging everyone, including Aishwarya Rai who in my view was like a peacock who fluttered a little. He was Vassegaran the professor, the creator of Chitti the android, also played by Rajini. Every character has it's own persona, and the one which stunned me was the Chitti 2.0 (chuckles). The 2.0 is the more evolved, actually it's just configured a little from that one guy, oh yeah, he was the villain. He was soon forgotten just because Chitti 2.0 IS the villain. And it's not exaggeration when i say that Chitti is one of the best villain characters in Tamil cinema,such was the excellence in the performance.
In conclusion, this film should have been named Rajinikanth, because that's what it should be called from a unforgettable performance. Set aside the elaborate scenes, CGI, your fickle comparisons with Hollywood films and the foxy Aishwarya because this is The Rajini Show.

Sept 26- Well, it's a case of binging it to the point of destruction really. Since i could remember, I am remembered as being slender, but the amount of junk that I've put into my system really looks as though it's jeopardizing it.This after reading an article about how certain types of food can dumb-down even the basics of logic in humanity.
The bizarreness went up a notch in the form of my sudden fascination in old songs...not just any old songs but Kannadasan songs. I just don't know why I'm so into these songs, maybe in awe in the lyrics this gem of a person penned. I bet if he's alive right now, he'd be raging on how the standard of Tamil songs is deteriorating.
It isn't that BIZARRE really, but just how different the way I'm seeing things, you know...THINGS.

Sept 20- What a match it was last night. The past few games were dreadful, the manner we gave away the lead against Everton and the dull encounter in the Champions League against Rangers...man it was that awful. And to make matters worse, Antonio Valencia is surely out for the rest of the season. The threat from the wide area does take a huge hit, because Valencia is by far the best crosser of the ball, on par with Giggs.
So by beating Liverpool yesterday, it does relieve of the gloom somewhat. One thing's for sure though, the defense surely needs Rio to reinforce, Johnny Evans is decent but Rio brings stability and confidence in the back line.
Enough about the defensive problems, the day belonged to The Count. I'd always knew he's got sheer quality in him, it's just that he's been overshadowed by C Ron in his first season and Wazza in the last. This time it's Berba's time to shine , and what a way to do it as well...now looks like a good buy doesn't he? I'm referring to you, you ignorant fools.

Sept 12 - I've got nothing to post for the start of September, so i might as well share this picture of Allison Stoke. Nice hand skills i'd say...wonder what else she's good to use her hands for... (whistles).

Aug 31- Yesterday was the 21st anniversary of my existence in this world...and it went by as an ordinary day to say the least. Woke up from my bed, the first living thing i saw was a crow pecking grime from the satellite dish. What a way to start the day eh? Off to breakfast then, had loads of Joe and bread, watch some lame re-runs in the tube, checked my mail,skipped lunch as usual, and for dinner i had a Big Mac. That's about it really...then it was Merdeka for the 53rd time before i could realize...
To end this post in a grand manner, i'm signing off by adding the picture below. At least the kid is jolly.

 

Aug 19- of sex dolls...well worth to know.



Via: Medical Insurance

Aug 18-Even a brown dude is a Ninja!

Aug 15- A lot has happened in the last few days, some of it were somewhat puzzling, and others being a total brain drain. Moving on,season 2010/2011 of the Barclays Premier League has already begun, a decent start as well...Chelsea trashing West Brom is expected at least, but not the 4-0 mauling of Blackpool against Wigan. Looks like more heart pounding moments in store by the looks of it. Not to forget, it's the 63rd Independence Day of India today, wishing you moustache happy men a good one.


Now that's a stash...endorsed by one brown man who's been shaving since 14.

Aug 12- It's quite a feeling really... to know that your hated by someone. The best part is that you don't have a clue on what they hate about in the first place. I would love to know what it is, but I think it's better to leave things as it is. Screwing up someone's head sure feels like your the fly every shit wishes not to be feasted on. By the way, currently addicted to this new toy i found online, the iNudge, and feels like I'm meddling a low end JazzMutant Lemur, but fun nonetheless.

Aug 8- Just finished watching "Primer" for the first time, of which i know won't be the last. As a result,my brain has been tweaked to it's full potential and the juices is dripping out of all holes imaginable in human anatomy. And that my friends is what you call a mind-trip.

Aug 6- Recently, there's been a hoopla surrounding the Roc-A-Fella dynasty, about their alleged involvement in secret societies and such. That's really not of my concern, because who are we to judge an individual since we're not righteous ourselves. On a lighter note, I'm loving this new music video...wait, it's not a music video really, a "moving painting" said by the words of Kanye West on his new single, "Power" from the album supposedly named "Good Ass Job" (whoa). Anyways, this is simply sensational to watch... has a resemblance of Sword of Damocles. I "think" so.

ps: Kanye is from Roc-A-Fella by the way, so make up your mind after watching this.

August 4-Watched this scene in "Zeitgest" and was blown away... and it's not originally from Zeitgest itself, but a movie titled "Network" from the year 1976, and I wonder how did they knew the future somewhat accurately. Of course it's a movie, but the message here is the real deal. It's time to wake up people!

August 3- What else could you say more about the Mozart of Madras? Endhiran's tracks was released a few days back, and it's a masterstroke once again from A.R Rahman. Once I'm done listening to the tracks, I'm off to climb Mount Kilimanjaro... and yes I'm going psychedelic.

July 19- Yesterday was a wake up call. A call to have a good look at myself,an evaluation of me being an Indian. The funny thing is that it came from the wise words of one Vijaya T. Rajendar. I know this sounds daft, but i mean it. As some of you reading this might know, this man is notorious with his punch-lines,mostly about his love for his little sister 

July 17- Went to watch Inception yesterday, breaking my duck of visiting theaters after a lengthy period of time. Honestly, i kind of lost that feeling to catch a movie in cinemas these days, seeing how ridiculous movies are, the last few years has been about machines beating the pixels out of each other, unnecessary remakes, and the ongoing crap-tacular saga that is Twilight.
But i ain't gonna let this one pass. No siree. The first Christopher Nolan film i watched was Memento, so i do have the experience about his movies and had become a fan since. And didn't he nailed it again in Inception. I don't want to elaborate further, because words really can't explain my thoughts about it in full. In the current times where vampires and wolfs romancing some pale looking girl has been the "in" thing, it clearly is no match to the master stroke of Inception. Not only Twilight, but any movie you could think of this year, i don't give a damn if it's 3-D, clearly loses to the depth of story telling by Christopher Nolan. Thank you sir for breathing in new life in modern cinema, and after watching Inception, made me look deeper into life at a different angle. You are one of the best filmmakers of all time, no doubt about that.

July 15-At last, the 2010 FIFA World Cup ended and congratulations to Spain by winning it for the first time in their history, but a shame really considering the vast talent they possess. But that's not the reason I'm ranting today, i have this urge to speak out about a particular subject which clearly has made me all riled up.

The subject being how pathetic of some football fans are in this country. What is seriously wrong with you pricks? How can you have that feeling of no dignity when you jump from one team to another? Does that make you feel like a pimp? More like a wuss in my way of looking at it. There's a term we use here in Malaysia, which is called the "Lalang". A lalang is someone who has no problems of changing it's stripes, one day it's blue, and on another day its pink.

The current generation of football followers are plain un-fucking-believable. Once, there was this status update from this girl at Facebook, it read "Oh no, Germany lost,
(group stage game against Serbia) which team should i support now?" I mean are you serious? ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS BITCH?! It's just a group stage match and already your thinking of supporting another team? Is living in a nation where the national side has literally no chance of qualifying gives you the privilege to pick whatever team you want? Fuck you!

Then there was this dude, i don't wanna name him here, but if your reading this, you'll know it for sure that I'm referring about you. First...Brazil. Next, Argentina, then you went a step further by rooting for Spain! What? Where did you Spain fans suddenly emerge? I get it, must be the ones who supported Germany earlier, figured that they were unstoppable right, so for sure Germany, oh wait... they lost to Spain. All right then, Spain it is!

The passion comes from within, not just some lame-ass pride you think would be cool to prove those around you. At least the guy below has more credibility than any of you assholes.

July 8-This sums up the performance of the players in the "Write The Future" ad... thanks to the lovely folks at talkSPORT Magazine.

July 1- The last few weeks were devastating. Not only did the pampered Lions got knocked out from Muller and Co, but the way they lost the game was dreadful. Well, maybe they'll make it in the next World Cup, and this is what I've been telling to myself since France 98.
The pain didn't end there. Getting my hands on the MTV World Stage passes weren't that fruitful. To be honest, i don't give a bell end about it really. The lineup of artists is not my cup of tea, but i wanna win those passes so i could finally meet this girl i got to know of from the World Wide Web. I almost had it though, when i spotted the naked Junior holding up the WIN sign. Here i was so excited about the prospect of hanging out with her when all of a sudden i was held back by the question i had to answer in order to win those passes.... the question being the director of Katy Perry's video " I Kissed A Girl". Oh crap. 
I haven't got a clue, even though the options were laid out in front of me. The answer of course was Kinga Burza, knew that after i ran a search on it. But my answer was too late for their liking and i was notified to try again... HELL'S NO!!!
As if all this were not enough, i got down with stomach bug recently. Constant trips to the toilet is like putting the final touches on what has been a grueling life so far.

June 29- It's been four days since the first anniversary of Michael's death, and it's still hard to digest. It was on the early morning of June 26, last year when i'd received the news anyone didn't see coming. My sister texted me about it, and i just couldn't believe it. My first reaction was that she is playing some sort of sick joke, and to confirm that i ran down to turn on my telly, but what i saw was just your ordinary news. I continued flipping through the channels, but there was absolutely nothing about Michael. I turned on the radio next...this would confirm it, i mean surely if the folks at the radio didn't play Michael's songs then my sis will be facing my wrath.

"You Are Not Alone" was the song played on the radio, and it shook me. My belief was still strong still, thinking it's just a coincidence since the station was LiteFM. It was true after all, when they announced that Michael Jackson had passed away. Daze was the feeling at that moment, and when "Man In The Mirror" played, i broke down. It was the worst feeling i have ever felt in my 20 years as a human being.

There's not enough words to say about Michael, and the world has lost the most prized jewel on it's crown. What made him special is he's not just a musician, he was more of a humanitarian. Tell me now, who's out there that has a heart of a gold like this man? He has touched the hearts of many around the world, heck even in war-torn nations, Michael's music is appreciated.

You'll never be erased in my memories Michael, may your soul rest in peace, away from those who tormented your soul.

June 19-  So, it's more than a week since S. Africa and Mexico locked horns for the opener, and even after all the other group matches were played, it hasn't been up to expectations. Yeah, there were some shock results, but who really gives a squat about that really. The real highlight so far is the never ending saga of howlers from the England goalies. Come on, not again?

It's one of life's greatest mysteries, well in my way of looking at it. Just why can't they avoid it? Is it because of one Sven-Goran Eriksson,former manager of the Three Lions whose sole purpose in life is banging aunties? That  could have stirred the emotions of the players even to this day, ask John Terry and Ashley Cole. Is it the army of WAG's? What the fuck is it really? Why do you keepers flap on the big stage?


The first time i remembered seeing you guys initiated these serial blunders is at 02, when a speculative lob by Ronaldinho went past David Seaman, who in fact is a decent goalie compared to the ones that England have right now. Then it never ended, everyone of you glove happy men continued the tradition...


And on England's first game of this World Cup, Robert Green joined in the fray. A tame shot by Clint Dempsey somehow squirmed past you sir, and welcome to the club.



If that's not enough, here is a re-enactment of the game in Lego



The king of all calamities has taken over your position Rob, and i wonder what could happen next. The second game against Algeria was even dreadful, and elimination in the group stage looks certain unless you handsomely paid gentlemen step up against Slovenia, which happens to be the group leaders. For crying out loud, please improve or prepare to be pelted.

June 11- Here's to a month of eye-bags and coffee consumption in litres.... and probably ending up looking like these guys.

Before i start with my ramblings, it's time to debut my school pals here since this is going to be partly about them. There's a bunch of us, but 3/4 of it makes up the story here. Joshua was my schoolmate since primary, and we had some great times even back in the day. Then we have Diviyan,dude i knew of since F3, but only knew more about at F4, the same time that i got along with Vargaa,Ishak,Fabian,Rahim, Sumann,Ram,Iqbal,Ari,dammit there's plenty more but i'll just stop it at that. My apologies if i left anyone out cause i'm cutting to the chase here.
These were the guys i had friendship with at the peak of my school life, after most of my friends left for technical schools and shit. Needless to say, all of them were great and still are.

So on the 6th of June, Diviyan had a get-together at his place. Barbecue, drinks and movies was the concept. It was also an opportunity to bridge some gaps if there's any around us, and as a matter of fact, it's been about 3-4 years that all of us spent time together. During and after i left from Diviyan's place, i discovered something rather new about myself, maybe that pastor was right after all.

This pastor, from who-knows-where, said to my parents that i behaved like an emotionless robot.... a what now?
                     Curse you Mr. Evangelic... do you even know what i had to go through that day?


Moving on, that assumption kinda rang in my head after all was set and done at DV's, that i was not THE guy i  once was at 06. Back then i was cranky and shit, tagging up walls.... putting up those MISSING posters(Vargaa, i'm looking at you) at school like i owned the place. Now i have mellowed down, and seeing life in a whole new way. I have a feeling that the guys knew about this too, but kept quiet. I just didn't fit in that day, felt like a total stranger while they were getting on smoothly. Below are the reasons i think that is morphing me into an android...

1. Not being together with my partner in crime, Fabian for a while now. Two of us ran riot at school and masterminded the SKII project. Ask the teachers, they don't wanna mess with us.
2. Manchester United winning the Premier League three years in a row. Probably made me stuck up like the people at the high end cottages, drinking their Earl Grey.
3. Almost four years of celibacy. Yes, FOUR years.
4.  Reigniting my interest in house, particularly the electronic scene. Hearing to distorting beats from Justice, Mr.Oizo could have eradicated my emotions, and Daft Punk... that's it! Now i know why, it's those robots that played the vital role in this.... 

Alphons Joseph...you sir, have killer pipes.

Cheers to the legendary Clint Eastwood on his 80th birthday today... wish i had a granddad like you...



I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk? 

Well, the Barclays Premier League for the season 2009/2010 is over for some time now. This is the time where weekends get dull by the minute, and every second feels like a nightmare. Luckily this is 2010, the year of the 19th edition of the FIFA World Cup (whoohoo!) where the idiot box and gallons of coffee being your true companion.

I still remember my first memory of the World Cup, it was France 98 in which David Beckham curled in a stunning free kick past the Colombian keeper Mondragon at Stade Felix Bollaert. But the one memory that still etched in my head was the wonder goal from Michael Owen. It was the round of sixteen, against the Argies where he ran riot of the defense and smashed in a shot that was simply sensational. He was 18 at that time....18!!




This time, it is surely going to be exciting, not like 2006 which was a little negative in my view. There's plenty of favourites, and Group G is the one everyone is looking forward to. Africa's hope of winning the tournament for the first time lies in the Ivory Coast,going up against the flair of Portugal.the defensive style of Brazil (Brazil being defensive? They have more defensive midfielders than attacking ones)and the nuke kings of North Korea would make it an interesting affair. What the future holds for them is anyone's guess...

Nike has given that thought into the next level in their new 3 minute short film, Write The Future. Directed by Alejandro González Iñárritu, it is the best thing you'll see for the whole day... and the cameos from Kobe Bryant, Roger Federer and THE Homer Simpson (Ronal...D'OH!!) is just awesome.

As much as i don't like it, i have to admit to the fact that The Exorcist has always been THE movie which set a benchmark on horror, and it stills holds on to the crown of being the best movie about demonic spirits and everything exorcism. Many films were made after it revolving on the similar subject, but failed miserably,(cough) Emily Rose (cough).

But a new challenger has emerged in an attempt to snatch the elusive title away from the pea-soup vomiting (the brand was Andersen's by the way) and spiderwalking Regan, and it's promising by the looks of it. "The Last Exorcism", backed by Eli Roth and Strike Entertainment gives the hope that this will knock you out of your feet. Need proof, check out the poster of it.

This is by far the most weirdest thing I've seen all day, and now it's stuck in my head...





General Larry Platt, take note.

Here i was scavenging through the World Wide Web, and what i discovered made me going "Damn, i am getting old". In the days of sibling rivalry that i went through, the best move i could pull was the pushing and shoving thing and that was old skool for sure compared to this dude, who took a step further and posted his sister's Hook Up List on Facebook. The reason being that she ratted him out, telling their parents that lil' brother had stashed a 12-pack in his room. Guess she underestimated her puny brother cause this dude went where no sibling can go and gave the final blow. Surely there's no comeback from this.