Cabin Fever

Nov 9- Today is what you would call a total dipshit experience. My trusty sidekick, EM30 gave up on me few days ago, so i sent the gizmo for a repair like all righteous people do. Of course my SIM and memory card is kept for "safekeeping".
I went to the store few hours ago to claim back my once elegant sidekick, now all busted up with Bluetooth connection feels so far away and muffled speakers. As long as i could call and receive calls, i conditioned myself with that thought. So here i was back home, EM30 looks fine but there was just something missing in it's arsenal, where the fuck is the micro sd?!
I rummaged through my wallet looking for that bitch but it's not there, so where...wait a minute, i must have left it at the store, how responsible i would say. The best part of this situation is that i managed to slip in my SIM before even more chaos, and even better was the fact i kept both in a mini-bible thingy, and this is why i question your existence you bearded dude, looking at all women changing clothes from above.
I guess it's back to the store, looking like a worthless ass clown who can't keep his things right, or was it the fact that i got summoned from the men in blue before i went for my EM30?
Again i would state, enjoy your sinless porn and your wine beard dude from above.