Cabin Fever

Nov 4- What a day it has been. Returned to Puchong after a while now, and immediately i got this side-job plan. The plan is to work as a mascot, not just any mascot but a Power Ranger! w00t!(the nerdiness starts to creep in that time). I grew up as kid adoring Ultraman, and got hooked on Mighty Morphin Power Rangers after that, and to me that was the time Power Rangers was the shit. Yes i'm kinda old now to drool over Power Rangers, but i got the feeling of self-enlightenment...yeah you read it right enlightenment in living one of my childhood dreams.
So i got the call today for a meet-up, just to see whether i'd be fit to wear the suit, there are six of them and one of the suits or should i say the character is a FEMALE. By the way this is the RPM version, so a had a bad feeling i might get the yellow suit because i had called in a little late. Like which chick is gonna get all sweaty and shit in a suit? Granted you have the slutty ones, but it's not like some girl would jump at the chance.
I met up with guy in charge, don't wanna reveal out his real identity in the sense he might be reading this(chuckles)... and sure enough the words that came out from his mouth were:
"I've got some bad news for you, all the MALE Rangers are filled, the YELLOW Ranger is all yours if you want it." Actually those were not the exact words, but that's what he meant by.
The reaction from my face was of a normal-blush, but in my mind i was going ballistic. Did you know the Yellow Ranger wears a miniskirt to protect the cameltoe? Well now you do.
There's hope still, if someone pulls out at the last minute, i would be the first choice to replace any of the MALE Rangers. It's not that i'm desperate for it, just thought it'll be cool to be a Power Ranger for two months, and just the perversive idea of cuddling up with chicks in the name of taking pictures. That would be awesome, if there are female fans of Power Rangers, otherwise i might come off being a Pedobear in disguise.