Cabin Fever

June 19-  So, it's more than a week since S. Africa and Mexico locked horns for the opener, and even after all the other group matches were played, it hasn't been up to expectations. Yeah, there were some shock results, but who really gives a squat about that really. The real highlight so far is the never ending saga of howlers from the England goalies. Come on, not again?

It's one of life's greatest mysteries, well in my way of looking at it. Just why can't they avoid it? Is it because of one Sven-Goran Eriksson,former manager of the Three Lions whose sole purpose in life is banging aunties? That  could have stirred the emotions of the players even to this day, ask John Terry and Ashley Cole. Is it the army of WAG's? What the fuck is it really? Why do you keepers flap on the big stage?


The first time i remembered seeing you guys initiated these serial blunders is at 02, when a speculative lob by Ronaldinho went past David Seaman, who in fact is a decent goalie compared to the ones that England have right now. Then it never ended, everyone of you glove happy men continued the tradition...


And on England's first game of this World Cup, Robert Green joined in the fray. A tame shot by Clint Dempsey somehow squirmed past you sir, and welcome to the club.



If that's not enough, here is a re-enactment of the game in Lego



The king of all calamities has taken over your position Rob, and i wonder what could happen next. The second game against Algeria was even dreadful, and elimination in the group stage looks certain unless you handsomely paid gentlemen step up against Slovenia, which happens to be the group leaders. For crying out loud, please improve or prepare to be pelted.